i just closed my tumblr tag only to make a new tab and go to tumblr
what is wrong with meeee
- mom: nini have you done your taxes?
- me: ....mom you know how sometimes you feel like you forgot something...
- mom: ...........
- me: and like...then...someone reminds you what it was
- mom: ............................
- me: :D..........................
- mom: do you just hate money
caughtdead asked: Post 5 facts about yourself and send it to 10 of your favourite followers!
1. I’m completely fully fluent in Spanish and English. i can instantly switch between the language. I can listen to music in spanish while speaking english.
2. I was born and raised in the Bronx, NYC, NY
3. I love animals but I’ll always prefer dogs over cats. I also really love fish and if anyone has a fish tank stand on sale i’d love it i need one i already have a tank
4. I do not enjoy driving. It actually scared the shit out of me.
5. My legs are really flexible. I can almost get them behind my head.
I feel like one of the greatest conquests of the english language is the phrase ‘I’ma’ because it’s an abbreviation for ‘I am going to’ like we managed to subtract all the spaces and three-fourths of the letters and we still know what it means that’s powerful
if cisdudes knew how bad periods actually are there wouldnt be as many lame ass jokes and mockery when women complain about it
fuck if men got periods we’d all have more sick time to call in to work when cramps are bad